Lance the Dragon Master
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Hey guys! My name is Josh. I'm a 24 year old guy from Australia. I love heavy metal, music in general, Pokemon, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Disney, Assassin's Creed, cars and a whole load of other stuffs. Ask me anything and feel free to submit anything. Also a warning that some posts may be triggering, though I try to keep them to a minimum.
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always-hex-cetera:

I think the only consistent punctuation on this site is the exclamation point in panic! at the disco

23 hours ago on September 1st | J | 73,823 notes

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

23 hours ago on September 1st | J | 108,998 notes

femalefederals:

"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"

so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them

23 hours ago on September 1st | J | 23,184 notes
indypendent-thinking:

John Lennon and Chuck Berry

indypendent-thinking:

John Lennon and Chuck Berry

23 hours ago on September 1st | J | 1,863 notes

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

23 hours ago on September 1st | J | 110,900 notes
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