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Hey guys! My name is Josh. I'm a 24 year old guy from Australia. I love heavy metal, music in general, Pokemon, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Disney, Assassin's Creed, cars and a whole load of other stuffs. Ask me anything and feel free to submit anything. Also a warning that some posts may be triggering, though I try to keep them to a minimum.
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fullthrottleauto:

How car engine works

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4 hours ago on September 16th | J | 1,742 notes
tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

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salleelove:

6woofs:

Their faces, I just can’t

BUBBLESBUBBLESBUBBLESBUBBLESBUBBLES!!!!

4 hours ago on September 16th | J | 52,825 notes
Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
4 hours ago on September 16th | J | 501,779 notes
while it's indisputable that aveline is a playable female assassin (and my favourite), she did receive notably less attention due to the lack of marketing assigned to liberation. the game was buggy as ALL HELL when it was made playable on x360/ps3 (not to say that the others aren't, this one was just worse in terms of crashing and mostly had careless errors that should have been easily detected) and frankly her story had less to offer than most of the other games.. heres hoping they try again //

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That may be so. But the post never mentioned that. It simply implied that there’s no female assassins, when in fact there was a female assassin. Before somebody accuses me, by no means am I saying that there shouldn’t be another female assassin because there’s already been one. I couldn’t care if the main character is male or female, I’ll still play the games. I just think people need to do more research before going on the warpath about a female assassin. Honestly, I haven’t played any of the non-main games, but I think they don’t pay much attention to them and any bugs. They probably don’t expect that many people to play them so they don’t bother with them. I don’t remember seeing any marketing whatsoever for any of the non-main games.

4 hours ago on September 16th | J | 0 notes
author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
loki: blinks
tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.
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pheylan13:

*snort*

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