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Hey guys! My name is Josh. I'm a 24 year old guy from Australia. I love heavy metal, music in general, Pokemon, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Disney, Assassin's Creed, cars and a whole load of other stuffs. Ask me anything and feel free to submit anything. Also a warning that some posts may be triggering, though I try to keep them to a minimum.
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how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

9 minutes ago on August 27th | J | 517,776 notes

pestilos:

horses are haaaard but i’m glad to finally be drawing animal-based pokes again

9 minutes ago on August 27th | J | 1,961 notes

[16/?] Favorite Fictional Characters: Megara - Hercules

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penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

i want to reblog this 100 times but i’ll just do it once

11 minutes ago on August 27th | J | 533,166 notes

GET TO KNOW ME MEME: [2/5] Favorite Movies » Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

11 minutes ago on August 27th | J | 354 notes
fame-and-cyanide:

a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster:

hiddlesisanerd:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

i would sell my soul to look like that in a bikini

Scarlett looks like I want to look in a bikini.

I want to BE on a beach with Scarlett in that bikini. 

fame-and-cyanide:

a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster:

hiddlesisanerd:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

i would sell my soul to look like that in a bikini

Scarlett looks like I want to look in a bikini.

I want to BE on a beach with Scarlett in that bikini. 

12 minutes ago on August 27th | J | 213,349 notes

belaquadros:

Death in Game of Thrones

Robert M. Ball

13 minutes ago on August 27th | J | 493 notes

"Shall we order dessert?"
"No thanks… i’m stuffed.

"Shall we order dessert?"

"No thanks… i’m stuffed.

15 minutes ago on August 27th | J | 172,213 notes

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

16 minutes ago on August 27th | J | 481,751 notes